-Are you a God?
- they asked the Buddha.
- No.
- Are you an angel, then?
- No.
- A saint?
- No.
- Then what are you?


"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure of
the universe"-Albert Einstein-

Om Mani Padme Hum

Matthew 25:40

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.

Matthew 7 1-6

1. Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4. Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5. Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
6. Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

A Good Joke

I just found this in the comments on a blog and it's funny, at least I think so...

Lee Murray

"I heard this in Virginia last year.
As a mam was about to jump from a high bridge into the Chattahoochee River a Southern belle who was passing by stopped and implored him to stop. "Think of your mama," she said. "My mama's dead." he replied. "Think of your wife and children," she begged. "I have neither wife nor child," he replied. Searching for whatever the man might hold sacred she tried again, "Well then, think of Robert E. Lee!" "Who is that?" asked the man. "Oh, go ahead and jump, you damn Yankee," said the woman as she drove away."

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